Axolotl

Here’s a funny and cheeky birthday wish for your delightfully pervy friend:

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**"Happy Birthday, you glorious degenerate! 🎉**

Here’s your *special* birthday procedure (because we know you love a good step-by-step):

1. **If you’re reading this**, congrats—your eyes still work (mostly). Now wait for me to respond so we can *officially* be friends (again).
2. **Once I accept your request**, get your fine self into the game so I can… *join you* (😏).
3. **After I join**, we’ll *trade* (keep it PG… maybe). Once done, confirm you got your *package* (🎁).

Thanks for being the kind of friend who makes group chats *awkward* and life *interesting*. Stay shameless! 🍑🎂

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Let me know if you want it even *spicier*! 😂🔥