The Schadenfreude

Make sure your Steam can trade.
Make sure the mobile steam authenticator is active for at least 15 days.
Set Steam inventory to public.
Include your trade offer link, bro.

How to copy the trade offer link:
Inventory > Trade Offers > Who can send me Trade Offers? > Scroll down, Trade URL > Copy

How to set Steam inventory to public:
Inventory > More > Inventory Privacy Settings > Inventory: Public > Done

Open 01:00 pm - 11:00 pm
After that time it will probably be sent tomorrow

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Delivery via in-game via the trad feature