Cerberus

Here’s a funny and cheeky birthday wish for your delightfully pervy friend:

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**"Happy Birthday, you glorious degenerate! 🎉**

Here’s your special birthday procedure (because we know you love *procedures*):

1. **Make a wish** (preferably something NSFW, because of *course* it is).
2. **Wait for me to respond** (like waiting for a *risky* text reply).
3. **Let’s get in-game** so I can *join you* (keep it clean… or don’t, I know you won’t).
4. **Trade complete?** Congrats, you’ve officially been *served*!

Enjoy your day, you beautiful deviant! Stay shady. 😏🎂"

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Let me know if you want it even *spicier*! 😂