Cold Cube

Here's a funny and cheeky birthday wish for your "slightly pervy" friend:

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**"Happy Birthday, you glorious weirdo! 🎉**

Here’s your special birthday procedure (because we both know you love a good *process*):

1. **If you’ve been naughty**, wait for admin (aka me) to respond.
2. **Once I accept your *friend request*** (wink wonk), get in the game so I can *join you*.
3. **Let’s trade**—*items only, you deviant!*
4. **Confirm when done**, and for heaven’s sake, behave… *or not*. 😏

Thanks for being the kind of friend who makes group chats *awkward yet amazing*. Stay shameless! 🍑🎂"

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This keeps it playful and silly while nodding to their… *unique* energy. Hope they get a laugh out of it! 😆