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Deinonychus

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Here's a funny and cheeky birthday wish for your "slightly pervy" friend:

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**"Happy Birthday, you glorious weirdo! šŸŽ‰**

Here’s your special birthday procedure (since you love procedures… *wink wink*):

1. If you’ve been naughty, wait for me to respond… then say *"acc"* (you wish).
2. Once I *accept* your friend request, get in the game so we can… *trade* (get your mind out of the gutter!).
3. After the *exchange*, confirm you got your present—no take-backsies!

Thanks for being you—a hilarious, slightly questionable gift to this world. Now go enjoy your day… *responsibly* (or not, I don’t judge). šŸŽšŸ”„"

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This keeps it playful and flirty without going *too* far. Hope your friend gets a laugh out of it! šŸ˜†

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