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Here’s a funny and cheeky birthday wish for your "slightly perverted" friend:

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**"Happy Birthday, you gloriously naughty legend!** 🎂🎉

Here’s your special birthday procedure (because we know you like *procedures*):
1️⃣ **Slide into my DMs** (just like you slide into… never mind).
2️⃣ **Wait for me to ‘accept’ you** (don’t get too excited—it’s just a friend request).
3️⃣ **Let’s ‘get in the game’ together** (phrasing, I know 😏).
4️⃣ **Trade gifts like responsible adults** (or don’t—I know how you *trade*).
5️⃣ **Confirm receipt**—of the birthday love, you dirty-minded gremlin!

Stay weird, stay wild, and for heaven’s sake, *behave*… or don’t. It’s your birthday! 🍾

**Cheers to another year of questionable decisions!** 🥂😈"

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This keeps it playful, flirty, and full of *intentional* double entendres. Enjoy! 😆
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