Frog

Here’s a funny (and cheeky) birthday wish for your delightfully pervy friend:

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**"Happy Birthday, you glorious weirdo! 🎉🎂**

Here’s your special birthday procedure (because you’re extra like that):

1. If you’ve been *naughty* this year, just whisper *"cake"* and wait for me to respond.
2. Once I say *"acc"* (short for *"accept your chaos"*), we’re officially friends again (for now).
3. Enter *the game* (of life) so I can *join* your nonsense.
4. Let’s *trade*—your terrible jokes for my fake sympathy. Deal?

After all that, confirm you’re still alive. **Thanks.** 😏

Enjoy your day, you devious legend! 🍑🔥"

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Let me know if you want it even *spicier*! 😂