Koala

Here's a funny and cheeky birthday wish for your "slightly perverted" friend:

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**"Happy Birthday, you glorious weirdo! 🎉**

Here’s your special birthday procedure (because we know how much you love ‘step-by-step’ instructions 😏):

1. **If you're reading this**, congrats—you survived another year without getting arrested! �♂️
2. **Wait for me to respond** so I can ‘add friends’ (and no, not *that* kind of adding, you deviant).
3. **Once accepted**, get in the game so I can ‘join’ you (keep it PG, buddy).
4. **After trading**, confirm everything’s *satisfactory* (😉).

Thanks for being the kind of friend who makes group chats… *interesting*. Enjoy your day, you absolute menace! 🎂🔥"

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Let me know if you want it even *spicier*! 😂