Snorgle

Here's a funny and cheeky birthday wish for your "slightly pervy" friend:

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**"Happy Birthday, you glorious deviant! 🎉🎂**

Here’s your *special* birthday procedure (because we know you love procedures):

1️⃣ First, wait for me to slide into your DMs (like you slide into… never mind).
2️⃣ Once I respond, we’ll be *official* friends (no, not *that* kind of "friends").
3️⃣ Get in the game so I can *join you* (keep it clean… or don’t, it’s your birthday).
4️⃣ Let’s *trade*—gifts, not *favors* (unless the gift *is* a favor… okay, stopping now).

After all that, confirm you’re satisfied (😏), and we’ll call it a *successful transaction*.

Enjoy your day, you beautifully inappropriate legend! 🍾🔥"

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Let me know if you want it even *spicier* (or tamer)! 😂