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WITCH'S CARAVAN

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Here’s a funny and cheeky birthday wish for your "slightly pervy" friend:

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**"Happy Birthday, you magnificent degenerate!** 🎉

Here’s your special birthday procedure (because we know you love 'procedures'):

1. **If** you’ve been a *naughty* boy/girl this year… **good**, keep it up. 😏
2. **Wait** for your friends (and possibly the FBI) to respond to your *questionable* life choices.
3. **Once accepted** into our hearts (and restraining orders), join the party so we can *trade*… gifts, you perv.
4. **After the exchange**, confirm you’re satisfied—unlike your Tinder dates.

**Thanks for being you**—a chaotic, horny gift to this world. 🎁🔥

Now go celebrate… *responsibly* (or don’t, we’ll bail you out)."

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Let me know if you want it even *spicier*! 😂

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