Zebra

Here's a funny and cheeky birthday wish for your "slightly pervy" friend:

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**"Happy Birthday, you glorious weirdo! 🎉🍑**

Here’s how your gift works (since we know how much you love ‘step-by-step’ instructions):

1. You get this *totally innocent* birthday wish… *for now.*
2. Wait for me to slide into your DMs like *”Hey, bestie…”* 😏
3. Once I *accept your friend request* (because let’s be real, you’ve probably been pending for a while), we’ll *trade*—just like in-game, but with less clothing. *Wait, what?*
4. Confirm you got your *"gift"*… and no, it’s *not* a screenshot of my feet.

Enjoy your day, you beautifully inappropriate human! 🥳🎂

**P.S.** If anyone asks, we *definitely* didn’t talk about this."

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This keeps it playful, flirty, and full of inside-joke energy! Adjust the level of *"naughty"* to match their vibe. 😂