Gemstone

Here’s a funny and cheeky birthday wish for your "slightly perverted" friend:

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**"Happy Birthday, you glorious weirdo! 🎉**

Here’s your special birthday procedure (since we know you love ‘procedures’):

1. **If you’re getting ‘excited’**—calm down, it’s just a birthday wish.
2. **If you’ve already ‘responded’**—wait for me to react (probably with eye-rolling).
3. **If I ‘accept’ your friendship**—don’t take it too far, you menace.
4. **Once we’re ‘in the game’**—behave yourself, or I’m reporting you to the NPC police.

After all that, confirm you’ve had a great birthday… and maybe take a cold shower. 🚿😏

**Thanks… and try not to get banned from life today!** 🎂🔥"

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Let me know if you want it even dirtier (but not *too* dirty, we gotta keep it PG-13). 😂